A toast to the season — and to those who make the feast possible.
Inside, you’ll find the classic toast — with Mr. Scrooge’s name crossed out, leaving room to write in your own favorite tyrant, boss, or billionaire.
Whether it’s corporate overlords, political grifters, or just your manager Greg, this card lets you celebrate the season with a wink and a little catharsis.
Classic Dickens with a modern smirk.
A candlelit holiday dinner… with just a hint of corporate satire.
Rich green script, warm gold flourishes, and a toast to “our esteemed benefactors.”
Office Secret Santa exchanges and holiday parties
Literary nerds, Dickens fans, and drama enthusiasts
Anyone who appreciates a well-timed toast (or a jab at the powerful)
Pairing with a bottle of wine, mulled cider, or an HR-approved sense of humor
Material: 14.77 oz/yd² (350 g/m²) premium paperboard
Sizes:
– Small: 4″ × 6″ (101 × 152 mm)
– Medium: 5″ × 7″ (127 × 178 mm)
– Large: 5.83″ × 8.27″ (148 × 210 mm)
Product weight: Small 0.39 oz | Medium 0.6 oz | Large 0.85 oz
Toner-based printing for crisp, lasting color
Includes a matching envelope
A toast to the season — and to those who make the feast possible.
Inside, you’ll find the classic toast — with Mr. Scrooge’s name crossed out, leaving room to write in your own favorite tyrant, boss, or billionaire.
Whether it’s corporate overlords, political grifters, or just your manager Greg, this card lets you celebrate the season with a wink and a little catharsis.
Classic Dickens with a modern smirk.
A candlelit holiday dinner… with just a hint of corporate satire.
Rich green script, warm gold flourishes, and a toast to “our esteemed benefactors.”
Office Secret Santa exchanges and holiday parties
Literary nerds, Dickens fans, and drama enthusiasts
Anyone who appreciates a well-timed toast (or a jab at the powerful)
Pairing with a bottle of wine, mulled cider, or an HR-approved sense of humor
Material: 14.77 oz/yd² (350 g/m²) premium paperboard
Sizes:
– Small: 4″ × 6″ (101 × 152 mm)
– Medium: 5″ × 7″ (127 × 178 mm)
– Large: 5.83″ × 8.27″ (148 × 210 mm)
Product weight: Small 0.39 oz | Medium 0.6 oz | Large 0.85 oz
Toner-based printing for crisp, lasting color
Includes a matching envelope
